Another Dead Terrorist Collects His Virgins (to the Sad Sound of Taps....)

Anwar al-Awlaki, practitioner of a mass-murdering cult known as Islam, has left this mortal coil for the sacred rivers of Heaven, where milk and wine flow like water, where the faithful martyrs sit on green satin cushions, play with beautiful burqua-less babes while eating pizza and watching football.  Well, I'm not really too sure about those last two items.  I need to recheck my copy of the Koran.  The unburned one, I mean.

In any case, Anwar is just another dead terrorist.  Sayonara, Anwara.  We hardly knew ye.  And thank  God for that.