Weiner Roasted: Will Resign From Congress

Anthony Weiner, D-NY, will resign from Congress under mounting pressure from fellow Democrats for exposing himself to young women on the internet.  The digital Democrat dick display has resulted, finally, in Weiner leaving in disgrace.  Read the story here and see a video.

Weiner was a dick in more ways than one, but something inside me feels a tiny bit of sympathy for the man.  It's difficult not to imagine oneself in such a position:  embarrassed, ostracized, disgraced, humiliated.  Epic fail.  What do you do after such a fall?  How do you reinvent yourself?  Will you forever be linked to the scandal?  Will anyone, anywhere, ever be able to see your face without imagining your naked penis online?

Democrats, of course, don't give a damn about the personal destruction of Republicans and conservatives.  Their desire is to destroy their opponents utterly and completely.  Victims have included Judge Bork, Clarence Thomas, Linda Tripp, Newt Gingrich, Tom Delay and now Sarah Palin.  Democrats lose no sleep over the unjust damage they do to individual lives and reputations in pursuit of their political goals.  For that reason, I should not care one iota about Anthony Weiner's self-inflicted personal destruction.

However, I am not a Democrat.  I do care...a tiny, little bit.  But at least Anthony Weiner will always have his little friend...Pookie.

Weiner Confesses

Democrat Anthony Weiner confessed to tweeting a lewd photo of himself to a woman he met online, and tearfully apologized to the media for lying about it.  The Other McCain has the videos and facts on this amazing development here.

Weiner tweeted a photo of his lower body in undershorts sporting a visible "stiffy," which he claims was sent to the lady as a joke.  He unintentionally tweeted the photo instead of sending it by email; he then panicked, removed the tweet and then lied about it, saying his Twitter account had been hacked.  The media largely doubted his story.

Robert S. McCain was on the story early on.  Frankly, I ignored the story due to its sleazy nature and unsubstantial subject matter.  However, McCain is a professional journalist and believed (correctly) that the story had legs, and McCain followed it to the end.  Weiner's humiliation is now complete and other Democrats are expected to press him to resign his House seat.

Ah men!  While young, we are possessed by a demonic force known as testosterone, which compels us to make absolute fools of ourselves in pursuit of sex, in an effort to obey nature's dictum to procreate the species, using as many different women as possible to enlarge the gene pool.  This no doubt worked well back when people lived in caves, but not so well in the 21st century.

Take testosterone, mix it with the internet and a few pretty girls, and you are all done, fella.  The results are not often pretty.  You may as well play with dynamite and matches.

Update:  Weiner appears to be much more than just a hormone-motivated guy in heat.  It has now been revealed that Weiner was displaying his wiener, naked, nude and au naturel, to young women over the internet, i.e. exposing himself digitally.  It's obvious that this schmuck has displayed a personal recklessness that is mind-bending.  It would be difficult to find a more blatant example of self-destruction by a public official.  He should not only resign, he should grow a beard, dye his hair, get cosmetic surgery and move to a desert island somewhere and live in a cave.

Like Some Mustard With That Weiner?

Anthony Weiner.  Democrat.  IDIOT.

Never social network when you're in heat.  The results could be disastrous.

I was torn as to what condiment is appropriate for Rep. Weiner:  mustard?  Sauerkraut?  KY Jelly?

I settled on mustard, though I think it is debatable as to the type of wiener that Rep Weiner represents.