How Bad Can Things Get? Swami Stogie Explains All.

The news brings blues this week.

• A U.S. military helicopter was shot down by the barbarians in Afghanistan, killing 31 soldiers.  (Hey idiot General over there, did you ever hear the truism about "putting too many eggs in one basket?")  I'd fire that jerk, drop a few H-bombs and pull out all the troops (not necessarily in that order).

• The USA's credit rating was downgraded for the first time in history, and the world will change to a different currency for settling debts.  That will damage our economy even further.  Democrats are complete fools, drunken sailors on steroids, 14 year old kids with a credit card at the mall.  We have to boot their rotten asses out of Washington the first chance we get.  Idea for getting rich:  develop a soccer ball with an image of Obama's ass printed on it.   Sales are expected to be brisk for the first year or so, but are expected to drop off precipitously on Wednesday, November 7, 2012. 

• Black youths are rioting and wilding all over, not just in Wisconsin, but in North London (see here for photos of the devastation) and in Canada.  We must give them more money, welfare, do-rags, rap CD's and then apologize for our racism.  That'll solve the problem.  Actually, blacks are also feeling the pinch of the rotten economy but many do not realize it is of their own making, for voting for Democrats and the idiot-child, Barack Obama.  Of course, drug addiction, crime, violence, school drop-outs, illegitimate children and a really bad attitude probably helped too.  The police should hand out pamphlets to the rioters/looters explaining this before shooting them.

• Idiotic, moronic and mendacious Democrats are trying to blame the U.S. credit rating downgrade on the Tea Parties.  That is ridiculous of course.  The alcoholic who was forced to go cold turkey is now blaming his delerium tremens on the doctor.  Well the alky has a point:  if he didn't have his booze taken away, his hands wouldn't shake so much and he wouldn't now be retching in the alley.  Hey schmuck, you're the one who is hooked on easy credit, and now you have to pay the price.  Actions have consequences:  live with it.